dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

dana-cardinal:

mypatronusisrorypond:

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about the dog, or the cops taking pictures of the dog

"Officers, there’s been a stabbing -" "Ma’am, there is a wiener dog dressed as a mountie."

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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stickthisbig said:


With $17000 you can get tattooed for around 170 hours at a good shop. Cover yourself in bright plastic balls. Be your own ball pit.

17000dollars:

this is somehow inspirational


wearehighonwifi:

I really wanna do gishwhes but I feel like I’m too young and wouldn’t help the team and no one would want to be in a team with me ya know?

Not true! There are many teams that are happy to have you no matter your age. There are a few teams I’ve seen that only for under 18. You really don’t know what you can do until you try.

Pro tip for those teams that still need members

I’ve notice a ton of teams with only a few people on them. If your team is less than half full at this point you may want to consider merging with another team that doesn’t have enough members. Remember Misha is going to do this to you if your team isn’t full when registration closes. If you merge with another team now you’ll have say over which team you combine with.

did-you-kno:

Source

If I ever get married…

did-you-kno:

Source

If I ever get married…

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widdermacker:

Bob here. My little team of Widders is never one to brag, they are humble & honourable. Traits valued in the Order of Widdermacker. But I’ve taken time out from my day to tell them all: You are one fine looking team. Each of you represent a small fraction of the madness the Order brings to the table, each of you are a face of mayhem & kindness. Each of you brings out the best in the rest & by jove, if you win this year, I dare say that world will be a better place for the physical embodiments of each Widder meeting. 
Until then, my wee widders, take care of each other, be kind to those who GISH, be wise to those who don’t, & most of all, explode with creative mayhem & chaotic kindness. 
All my love.

My team is so awesome this year!

widdermacker:

Bob here. 
My little team of Widders is never one to brag, they are humble & honourable. Traits valued in the Order of Widdermacker. But I’ve taken time out from my day to tell them all: You are one fine looking team. Each of you represent a small fraction of the madness the Order brings to the table, each of you are a face of mayhem & kindness. Each of you brings out the best in the rest & by jove, if you win this year, I dare say that world will be a better place for the physical embodiments of each Widder meeting. 

Until then, my wee widders, take care of each other, be kind to those who GISH, be wise to those who don’t, & most of all, explode with creative mayhem & chaotic kindness. 

All my love.

My team is so awesome this year!

fishingboatproceeds:

juliaworksout:

One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh

I was talking about golf.
But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.

fishingboatproceeds:

juliaworksout:

One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh

I was talking about golf.

But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.

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